Found It!

Guys. I lost my watch in December and it's been hiding ever since UNTIL TODAY! This SLP is so relieved. Gotta have a watch at work! So glad I held out hope and didn't buy a new one.

Oh, it was behind my night stand. Of course. I only checked there 30 times and didn't find it (🤪). Saw a strange blue glow from back there in the middle of the night, and bam! I can't explain it but I'm happy, albeit slightly infuriated at the same time.